Houseboats are just so fucking cool.

The best day of my life was when 2 bags of chips fell out of the vending machine instead of just one bag of chips. best day- ever.

elestajao:

Solía ser PATÉTICO hasta que encontré ese artículo en la teletienda · Chapter 2

countless-chances:

shout out to this girl in my math class, you’re doing it right 

countless-chances:

shout out to this girl in my math class, you’re doing it right 

rabioheab:

How To Make Friends In The Real World

  1. walk up to a group of people that you don’t know
  2. start saying “so what’s the deal with airline food” in an increasingly aggressive tone until they become so uncomfortable that they laugh
  3. when they laugh do it too but louder and in a maniacal way